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A friend told his wife "when I die, I hope to die while making love"

She replied "well, at least we know your death will be quick"
we are drowning in information
but starved for knowledge
whenever anyone has offended me, i try to raise my soul so high that the offense cannot reach it.
Fresh snow in the mountains
Now the storm has passed
We're down in the valley
Busy mowing grass.
Stop blaming yourself for your failures.

Learn astrology and blame the planets!
you don't become cooler with age but you do care progressively less about being cool which is the only true way to actually be cool. 
the geezer's paradox.

I NEED A BREAK FROM MY OWN THOUGHTS.
AFTER ALL THIS BULLSHIT WE BETTER BE IN THE NEXT BIBLE.
You can only be young once

But you can always be immature
i don't like what you're doing, but i wont insult you. why? because who you are tomorrow may be better than who i am today
Now Following:

@sofiyaa

Bold Since
~~~Friday~~~
Y'all gotta stop using all these damn filters on your pics. You go missing and the police are out there looking for Miss America instead of Bigfoot.
my grandfather used to say: every day above ground is a good one.
IF I'M WRONG EDUCATE ME. DON'T BELITTLE ME.



Whenever I hear someone say they did something "like a boss" I assume someone did it for them and they are merely taking credit for it.



cheating death one day at a time
Never met a problem I couldn't make worse...
If god had wanted people to be vegan, 
he probably wouldn't have made animals out of food, 
would he?

Asking for a friend...
We've lost some good people on here. @kenwats left us cold and some others too. I miss interacting with some of those Boldies

Had anyone seen
my motivation?!


I think i lost it between March 2020 and yesterday evening.



Be kind. 
Understand the lesson.
THIS IS IT
IT IS THIS
IS IT THIS 
THIS IT IS
IS THIS IT
"A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by a majority." 

- Booker T. Washington

God works in mysterious ways, catholic litany for "shit happens"
A single windchime in a soft breeze is both the loneliest and most beautiful sound
Don't let anyone take your joy away from you.

we are living between wars
And now my news:
It's bright, sunny, calm, not a cloud in the wide, blue sky; 27 degrees this morning and the quaid and the cottontail 
are giving me the eye.
And now back to you, Sasquatchprime, with much more music and lots and lots of love!
Fresh snow in the mountains
Now the storm has passed
We're down in the valley
Busy mowing grass.
MUC


CPH

Boldomatic,
fanning the flames of words and wit
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!

I think it's high time we break the news and throw that fear mongering s**t on the trash heap. That's all they do is feed the fear, hate, and discord monkeys on people's backs. We need less of that and more Jack Hanna with his real monkeys and other animal friends.
Sometimes you're forced to grow up.
people who say, "no pun intended" are cowards.
intend your puns, you weaklings!
then there is the most dangerous risk of all - the risk of spending your life not doing what you want on the bet you can buy yourself the freedom to do it later.

beauty is first and fore-most simplicity and sym-metry

Camping:

The art of spending a fortune to be able to live like a homeless person.
Thank Me
Later!
scary
plastic
people
only in love are unity and duality not in conflict

have you been seeing an intelligent, handsome, and rich man walking around without a woman like me?
you cant cross a sea by merely staring into the water
we are drowning in information
but starved for knowledge
It's easier to change the stripes on a tiger than the mind of a tyrant.
we read the world wrong and say that it deceives us
it is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple
the grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. no, not at all. fences have nothing to do with it. the grass is greenest where it is watered. when crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be
QUESTION EVERYTHING.



        small voice:
                   "why?"

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.