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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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April 19, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Alison in Knocked Up
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April 18, 2024McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Sam Sax About Their New Book, Yr Dead
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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend
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April 11, 2024Short Conversations with Poets: Callie Siskel
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April 10, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: Stephen Colbert Found His Own Line with Kate Middleton
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April 9, 2024An Excerpt from Eli Burnstein’s Dictionary of Fine Distinctions
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